BREAKING: Steve Bullock Accused Of Sexual Assault

Montana Governor and U.S. Senate hopeful, Steve Bullock, is facing a fresh allegation of sexual assault.

Apparently, Bullock (a Democrat) got a little “handsy” with a young co-ed.

Remind us, Democrats: how does this work again? Oh, we should believe all women, right?

If so, this should certainly disqualify Bullock — the embodiment of a typical, careerist, office-seeking politician — from the Senate.

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3 Replies to “BREAKING: Steve Bullock Accused Of Sexual Assault”

  1. ECB Staff, you are hilarious.


  2. F*ck off, bill.


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